I’m going to be in deep shit, I accidentally ripped my fiancé $30 memory foam pillow and all I was doing was putting it back in the protective cover, that’s the last time I clean his bed stuff
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them
Chances are that two people who reblogged this were thinking about each other
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
It’s like looking at a weird-ass mirror
really though I wanna compete in one of these so much, they look like SO much fun!
She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect
I love, love, love this.
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
Can we stop ignoring statutory rape, please?
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”